No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees,

Inflation proof, non taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously,

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;

Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem.

Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects.

It is, I think, the perfect drug,
May I prescribe, my friend......the hug!

~Author Unknown~