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Real Mothers don't eat quiche;
they don't have time to make it.

 

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Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
are probably in the sandbox.

 

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Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
filthy ovens and happy kids.

 

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Real Mothers know that dried Playdough
doesn't come out of shag carpets.

 

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Real Mothers don't want to know what
the vacuum just sucked up.

 

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Real Mothers sometimes ask, "Why me?"
and get their answer when a little voice says,
"because I love you best."

 

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Real Mothers know that a child's growth is
not measured by height or years or grade...
It is marked by the progression of
Mama to Mommy to Mom...

~Author Unknown~

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