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  • A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17
    and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he
    thought he was at 17.

  • You could give away a baby bed
    without getting pregnant.

  • Forget-me-nots would stimulate
    the memory.

 


 

  • Doing what was good for you would
    be what you enjoyed doing the most.

  • Pro baseball players would complain about
    teachers being paid contracts
    worth millions of dollars.

  • People always have good reasons
    to be optimistic.

 

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  • You would never fumble, but if you did,
    you would recover the ball yourself.

  • The mail would always be early,
    the check would always be in the mail,
    and it would be written for more
    than you expected.

  • Potato chips might have calories,
    but if you ate them with a dip,
    the calories would be neutralized.

 


 

  • If the guy from the government said to you,
    "I'm here to help," not only would he mean it,
    but also he'd do it.

  • First impressions wouldn't count for nearly
    as much as ultimate performance.

  • Winning might be a nice thing,
    but that would be about all.

 

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  • All people could expect to be accepted.

  • Every once in a while at least, a kid who
    always closed the door softly would be told,
    "Go back and slam the door."

 


 

  • Highway patrolmen would never be around when
    you're running late, but would always be
    at your side when a BMW blows past or
    a Mac truck won't get off your bumper.

  • The better food tasted, the less
    calories it would have.

 

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  • Warranties would be for 13 months
    and products would fail at 12.

  • More would be accomplished by
    governments when they spent more.

~By John Gratton~
Submitted by: Harry Updegraff, Jr.

 

       

       

 


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