• A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17
  and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he
  thought he was at 17.

• You could give away a baby bed
  without getting pregnant.

• Forget-me-nots would stimulate
  the memory.

• Doing what was good for you would
  be what you enjoyed doing the most.

• People always have good reasons
  to be optimistic.

• You would never fumble, but if you did,
  you would recover the ball yourself.

• Potato chips might have calories,
  but if you ate them with a dip,
  the calories would be neutralized.

• If the guy from the government said to you,
  "I'm here to help," not only would he mean it,
  but also he'd do it.

• Winning might be a nice thing,
  but that would be about all.

• All people could expect to be accepted.

• Every once in a while at least, a kid who
  always closed the door softly would be told,
  "Go back and slam the door."

• Highway patrolmen would never be around when
  you're running late, but would always be
  at your side when a BMW blows past or
  a Mac truck won't get off your bumper.

• The better food tasted, the less
  calories it would have.

• Warranties would be for 13 months
  and products would fail at 12.

• More would be accomplished by
  governments when they spent more.

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