The Cost Of Raising A Child

 

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The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle-income family. Talk about sticker shock. That doesn't even touch college tuition.

 

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For those with kids, that figure leads to wild fantasies about all things we could have bought, all the places we could have traveled, all the money we could have banked if not for 'little Billy.'

 

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For others, that number might confirm the decision to remain childless. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.44 a day. Still, you might think the best financial advice says, don't have children if you want to be rich.

 

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IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE…What do you get for your $160.140?

Naming rights: First, middle and last. Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonders over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold usually covered with jam.

 

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A partner blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain. Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

 

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For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to finger paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.

 

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You have to keep reading the adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray-painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, handprints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

 

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For $160, 140, there's no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, filling wading pools, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but gets treated to ice cream regardless.

 

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You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first word, first bra, first date, first time behind the wheel. You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to the family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

 

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You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications and human sexuality no college can match. In the eyes of a child you rank right up there with God. You have the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever and love them without limits, so one day they will like you, love you without counting the cost.

 

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Treasure every moment you get with them.

~Author Unknown~

Submitted by: Harry Updegraff, Jr.

 

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