• Well, you can still use a dime for a screwdriver.

• The darkest hour has but sixty minutes.

• Never hate anyone quite as much as you think you should.

• Habits come in three classifications: Good, bad, and those you are just now trying out.

• Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to stick to what you can make people believe is the truth.

• One of the delicate jobs in life is teaching the kids how to avoid hurting other people's feelings without being liars.

• Whether your influence on people is good or bad depends on whether they are better or worse than you.

• Wedding bells did break up "that old gang of mine," but they are getting together now, of evenings, down at the corner Laundromat.

• We've never heard of a mob rushing across town to do a kindness.

• Money can't buy happiness unless you spend it on somebody else.

• A person may be levelheaded, but it's also important to know how low the level is.

• A man may lead a woman to the altar, but it frequently happens that his leadership stops there.

• A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he learns something.

• For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

• To be the picture of good health be in a good frame of mind.

• The man who has not tasted the bitter does not know what the sweet is.

• Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

• You never get a second chance to make a good impression.

• It is part of the cure to wish to be cured.

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