The State Of Responsibility

 

Let's see if we understand the state of personal responsibility in America in the last 20 years:
  • If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
  • If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll musician he likes.
  • If a man uses his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer and cuts off his fingers in the process, you blame the department store where he bought the mower.

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  • If you smoke three packs of cigarettes a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the Tobacco Company.
  • If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain, you blame the school for poor sex education.
  • If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

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  • If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
  • If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television
  • If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

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  • And, if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

God bless America, land of the free, home of the blame.

~Author Unknown~
Submitted by: Harry Updegraff, Jr.

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