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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a great big kiss?
What did the bat say to his Valentine? "You're fun to hang around with."
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What did one pickle say to the other? "Valentine, you mean
a great dill
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive."
What did the elephant say to his Valentine? "I love you a ton!"
What would you get if you
crossed A stupid cupid!
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, Valentine!
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Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Jon: "Really?" Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Why do valentines have
hearts Because spleens would
look
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine? She didn't suit his taste!
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
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What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!"
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
What did one light bulb
say "I love you a whole watt!"
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