- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-Erica Jong-
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my
friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels
good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner-
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a
child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner-
- I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-Wendy Liebman-
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-Erma Bombeck-
- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
them.
-Sue Grafton-
- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
- I think, therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
- I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner-
- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you
want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage (or parenthood) and a career.
-Gloria Steinhem-
- Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
- Gloria Steinhem-
- I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every
morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-Marie Corelli-
- Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
-Baroness Edith Summerskill-
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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