It's an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communication.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work
with a hangover.
Employees tell management what they think,
not what management wants to hear.
It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
It encourages carpooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if you have
a bad job,you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because people would
rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they are wasted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.
Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so
embarrassing.
Employees work later since there's no longer
a need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
Everyone agrees they work better after
they've had a couple of drinks.
Eliminates the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your boss
naked.
It promotes foreign relations with the former
Soviet Union.
The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be
seen as gross.
Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be
common language.
