Why Can't We Feed The Bears?
The following views are actually
suggestions and comments that have been received by the National Forest Service from
visitors to our nation's parks.
- "Need more signs to keep the park pristine."
- "Escalators would help on steep uphill areas of the
hiking trails."
- "More families would enjoy the parks and city children
could learn more about nature if the Parks Department would provide services that include
arcades, water slides and child care."

- "A big hotel with a golf course and even a convention
center would attract more people to this natural beauty."
- "Instead of a permit system or fees, the Forest Service
needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to the
wilderness."
- "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while
holding hands."

- "All the mile markers are missing this year."
- "We found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."
- "Many trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid
building ones that go uphill."
- "Too many bugs and leeches and spider webs. Please spray
wilderness areas to rid them of these pests."

- "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in
the
winter."
- "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can
get to the wonderful views without having to hike to them."
- "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me
awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."

- "It would be nice to have the Kodak scenic markers so we
could identify the photographic sites."
- "I like all the trees but you need to plant some
flowers. Flower gardens would be so pretty in the forest."
- "The giant trees are spectacular but there are too many
of the same kind; you should plant different types, for variety."

- "Reflectors need to be placed on the trees every 50 feet
so people could hike at night with flashlights."
- "You should have a petting zoo here so that the children
could touch the squirrels, deer and bears."
- "I was stung by a bee; you should have warning
signs."

- "A McDonald's would be a nice sight at the
trailhead."
- "The places where trails do not exist are not well
marked."
- "Too many rocks on the mountains."
- "A deer came into my camp and stole my bag of chips. Is
there away I can get reimbursed: Please call . . . . ."
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