Why Can't We Feed The Bears?

 

The following views are actually suggestions and comments that have been received by the National Forest Service from visitors to our nation's parks.
  • "Need more signs to keep the park pristine."
  • "Escalators would help on steep uphill areas of the hiking trails."
  • "More families would enjoy the parks and city children could learn more about nature if the Parks Department would provide services that include arcades, water slides and child care."

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  • "A big hotel with a golf course and even a convention center would attract more people to this natural beauty."
  • "Instead of a permit system or fees, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to the wilderness."
  • "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."

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  • "All the mile markers are missing this year."
  • "We found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."
  • "Many trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building ones that go uphill."
  • "Too many bugs and leeches and spider webs. Please spray wilderness areas to rid them of these pests."

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  • "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the
    winter."
  • "Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to the wonderful views without having to hike to them."
  • "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."

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  • "It would be nice to have the Kodak scenic markers so we could identify the photographic sites."
  • "I like all the trees but you need to plant some flowers. Flower gardens would be so pretty in the forest."
  • "The giant trees are spectacular but there are too many of the same kind; you should plant different types, for variety."

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  • "Reflectors need to be placed on the trees every 50 feet so people could hike at night with flashlights."
  • "You should have a petting zoo here so that the children could touch the squirrels, deer and bears."
  • "I was stung by a bee; you should have warning signs."

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  • "A McDonald's would be a nice sight at the trailhead."
  • "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
  • "Too many rocks on the mountains."
  • "A deer came into my camp and stole my bag of chips. Is there away I can get reimbursed: Please call . . . . ."

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