Some clever thoughts...
- "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale
bread to begin with.
- When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you
will have to touch it to be sure?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why
aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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