- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
- If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
- If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
- If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy
Dogg.
- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him
to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton- John Newton John.
- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
- If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.
- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe
Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
- If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then
divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
- Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space
Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he
married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
- If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married
Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married
Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),
King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she
would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
- If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then Mr. Lucky, then
Martin Short, then football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard
Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy.
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