| This was in the "Bob Levey's
Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the
"Best T-shirts of the Summer": 
- (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn
and the Lawn Won
- So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
- I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
- God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
- If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
- At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I
Just Can't Remember It All
- My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
- I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
- (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me,
Oprah
- If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
- Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
- Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes,
Seeks Frog
- No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed
gentleman")
- (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can
Read This, My Wife Fell Off
- I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
- (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My
Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
- Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
- What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About
- I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a
Vegetarian
- (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on
the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
- Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
- IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be
- Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
- If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
- Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
- The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You
- Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
- In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks
You Take.
- First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
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