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A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

 

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"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

 

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"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

 

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He grabs another and says,
"This is nice and soft as a
bunny, strong but gentle, and
it's $1.00 a roll."

 

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Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says.

 

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She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne."

 

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"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"

 

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