| What happens at these Fahrenheit
temperatures: +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night. +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver
uncontrollably. +35 - Italian cars don't start. +32 - Water freezes. +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia. +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat
ice +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York
City +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in
your bed +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going. + 5 - American cars don't start. 0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the
driver -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the
bathroom -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. |
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