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You overdid it at Thanksgiving if...

  • You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses.
  • Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
  • Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.

 

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  • The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 14' boat!
  • The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland.
  • You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down.

 

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  • Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
  • You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
  • You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

 

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  • Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
  • You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
  • A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."

 

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  • That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
  • Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed.
  • Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

 

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  • You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
  • It looks like the left-overs are going last until Christmas.
  • Your arms are too heavy to reach the keyboard & delete this message.

 

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