The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen"

(sung to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen")

The restroom door said gentlemen so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse --
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said gentlemen, it must've been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag
I could tell it just wouldn't be my day,
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,
'Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy...
Boy, oh boy!
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy

~By Bob Rivers~

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