| A slight little guy is having a drink in a
bar. A lot of drinks. A very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lb. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2" and 220; she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a professional kickboxer. We're three big, bad blondes! Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says, "Heck no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!" |
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