Minds & Behinds!

 

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to:

"Hysteria and Posteriors"

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to:

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

No go, so they tried:

"Catatonics and High Colonics"

Thumbs down again, so they tried:

"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives"

Still not good, so they tried:

"Minds and Behinds"

Still no go. Nor did:

"Analysis and Anal Cysts",

"Freaks and Cheeks"

or

"Loons and Moons"

work either, so they finally settled on:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

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