How Dogs & Women
Are The Same!

How Dogs and Women are the Same:

• Both look stupid in hats.

• Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

• Both tend to have "hip" problems.

• Neither understand football.

• Both look good in a fur coat.

• Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

• Neither believe that silence is golden.

• Both constantly want back rubs.

• Neither can balance a checkbook.

• You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

• Both put too much value on kissing.

How Dogs and Men are the Same:

• Both take up too much space on the bed.

• Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

• Both are threatened by their own kind.

• Both like to chew wood.

• Both mark their territory.

• Both are bad at asking you questions.

• Neither tells you what's bothering them.

• Both tend to smell riper with age.

• The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

• Neither does dishes.

• Both fart shamelessly.

• Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

• Both like dominance games.

• Both are suspicious of the postman.

• Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

• Neither understands what you see in cats.

• Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

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