Bad Drivers Are Everywhere!

How To Tell Where A Driver Is From!

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
    of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
    accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
    cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS
    ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
    terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an
    RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
    cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
    steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
    both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
    McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
      beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
      windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
      blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
      cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying
      makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press,
      knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn
      signals: MICHIGAN

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