Who Are These For?

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, the other four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.

The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your Mom, huh?"

The nine-year-old shakes his head and replies, "Nope, not for my Mom."

The cashier tries again. "Well, they must be for your sister then?"

Nine-year-old: "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier is really curious now. "If they're not for your Mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my four-year old brother."

Surprised, the cashier asks, "Your little brother right here?"

The nine-year-old explains, "Well, yeah! They say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either!"

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