Can You Convert That?

• Ratio of Igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

• 2.4 Statue miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

• 1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope

• Speed of tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle

• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

• 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it is less filling: 1 lite year

• 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling

• Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

• 100 aches: 1 megahurtz

• Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

• Basic unit of laryngitis : 1 hoarsepower

• Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line

• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the payment: bananosecond

• A Half-Bath: 1 demijohn

• 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

• Given the old adage, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee
  1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

• 365.25 days: 1 unicycle

• 2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

• 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

• 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

• 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

• 1 million billion piccolos: 1 gigolo

• 10 rations: 1 decoration

• 100 rations: 1 C-ration

• 10 millipedes: 1 centipede

• 3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent

• 10 monologs: 5 dialogs

• 5 dialogs: 1 Decalog

• 2 monograms: 1 diagram

• 2 wharves: 1 paradox

• 100 Senators: Not 1 decision

~Author Unknown~

Submitted by: Harry Updegraff, Jr.

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