You Might Be From A Small Town If....

• You can name everyone you graduated with.

• You know what 4-H is.

• You ever went to parties at a pasture,
  barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

• You used to drag "main."

• You schedule parties around the schedule of
  different police officers, since you know which
  ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't
  (same goes with the game warden)

• You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

• You could never buy cigarettes because all
  the store clerks knew how old you were
  (and if you were old enough they'd
  tell your parents anyhow).

• When you did find someone old enough
  and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
  you still had to go out to the country
  and drive on back roads to smoke them.

• You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

• It was cool to date someone from
  the neighboring town.

• You had senior skip day.

• The whole school went to the same party
  after graduation.

• You don't give directions by street names
  or directions by references (turn by Nelson's
  house, go two blocks past Anderson's, and
  it's four houses left of the track field).

• You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend
  (or boyfriend).

• Your car stays filthy because of the
  dirt roads, and you will never own
  a dark vehicle for this reason.

• You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.

• The town next to you is considered
  "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
  just like your town.

• You refer to anyone with a house newer
  than 1980 as the "rich people."

• The people in the city dress funny,
  then you pick-up on the trend
  two years later.

• You bragged to your friends because you got
  pipes on your truck for your birthday.

• Anyone you want can be found at either
  the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

• You see at least one friend a week
  driving a tractor through town.

• Football coaches suggest that you
  haul hay for the summer
  to get stronger.

• Directions are given using "the" stop
  light as a reference.

• Your letter jacket was worn
  after your 19th birthday.

• You have ever taken a trailer or dog
  to school on a daily basis.

• Weekend excitement involves
  a trip to a Wal-Mart.

• Even the ugly people enter
  beauty pageants.

• You decide to walk somewhere
  for exercise and 5 people pull over
  and ask if you need a ride.

• Your teachers call you by your
  older siblings names.

• Your teachers remember when
  they taught your parents.

• You can charge at all
  the local stores.

• The closest McDonald's
  is 45 miles away...

• ...So is the closest mall.

• It is normal to see an old man
  riding through town on a
  riding lawnmower.

• You laugh your head off reading this
  because you know they're all true
  and forward it to everyone
  who lives in your town!

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