Might Be From A Small Town If....
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture,
or in the middle of a dirt road.
You used to drag "main."
You schedule parties around the schedule of
different police officers, since you know which
ones would bust you and which ones
(same goes with the game warden)
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
It was cool to date someone from
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party
You think kids that ride skateboards are
The town next to you is considered
"trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
just like your town.
You refer to anyone with a house newer
1980 as the "rich people."
The people in the city dress funny,
pick-up on the trend
two years later.
You bragged to your friends because you got
pipes on your truck for your birthday.
Anyone you want can be found at either
Dairy Queen or the feed store.
Even the ugly people enter
You decide to walk somewhere
for exercise and
5 people pull over
and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your
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