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You Might Be From A Small Town If....

  • You can name everyone you graduated with.

  • You know what 4-H is.

  • You ever went to parties at a pasture,
    barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.




  • You used to drag "main."

  • You schedule parties around the schedule of
    different police officers, since you know which
    ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't
    (same goes with the game warden)

  • You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.



  • You could never buy cigarettes because all
    the store clerks knew how old you were
    (and if you were old enough they'd
    tell your parents anyhow).

  • When you did find someone old enough
    and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
    you still had to go out to the country
    and drive on back roads to smoke them.

  • You have ever gone home for Homecoming.




  • It was cool to date someone from
    the neighboring town.

  • You had senior skip day.

  • The whole school went to the same party
    after graduation.



  • You don't give directions by street names
    or directions by references (turn by Nelson's
    house, go two blocks past Anderson's, and
    it's four houses left of the track field).

  • You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend
    (or boyfriend).

  • Your car stays filthy because of the
    dirt roads, and you will never own
    a dark vehicle for this reason.




  • You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.

  • The town next to you is considered
    "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
    just like your town.

  • You refer to anyone with a house newer
    than 1980 as the "rich people."



  • The people in the city dress funny,
    then you pick-up on the trend
    two years later.

  • You bragged to your friends because you got
    pipes on your truck for your birthday.

  • Anyone you want can be found at either
    the Dairy Queen or the feed store.




  • You see at least one friend a week
    driving a tractor through town.

  • Football coaches suggest that you
    haul hay for the summer
    to get stronger.

  • Directions are given using "the" stop
    light as a reference.



  • Your letter jacket was worn
    after your 19th birthday.

  • You have ever taken a trailer or dog
    to school on a daily basis.

  • Weekend excitement involves
    a trip to a Wal-Mart.




  • Even the ugly people enter
    beauty pageants.

  • You decide to walk somewhere
    for exercise and 5 people pull over
    and ask if you need a ride.

  • Your teachers call you by your
    older siblings names.



  • Your teachers remember when
    they taught your parents.

  • You can charge at all
    the local stores.

  • The closest McDonald's
    is 45 miles away...




  • ...So is the closest mall.

  • It is normal to see an old man
    riding through town on a
    riding lawnmower.

  • You laugh your head off reading this
    because you know they're all true
    and forward it to everyone
    who lives in your town!





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