How To Drive Men Crazy!

• Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

• "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

• Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit, totally unannounced.

• Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

• Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. Hide them well.

• Organize his desk, workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

• Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

• Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ding Dongs.

• Misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time every other day for three weeks...

• Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

• Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."

• Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

• Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

• Superglue the pages of his Little Black Book together.

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