Be A Better Writer!

• Avoid alliteration. Always.

• Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

• Avoid clich's like the plague. (They're old hat.)

• Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

• Contractions aren't necessary.

• Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

• One should never generalize.

• Comparisons are as bad as clichés.

• Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

• Be more or less specific.

• One-word sentences? Eliminate.

• Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

• Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

• Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

• Who needs rhetorical questions?

• Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

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