She's So Blonde!

 

She's SO BLONDE That...

  • If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.

  • She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK

  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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  • She tripped over the cordless phone.

  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed around the home, she moved.


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