Did You Join A Cheap HMO?

10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO:

1. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

2. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
    enter the trailer park."

3. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

4. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

5. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

6. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
    Goodwill last month.

7. Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
    typo.

8. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

9. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors
    with little "m"s on them.

10. You ask for Viagra and get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

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