True Southerners Know!

• The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

• Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

• What general direction cattywumpus is.

• That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

• When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

• The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.

• How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

• Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.

• Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

• A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

• Real gravy don't come from the store.

• When "by and by" is.

• How to handle their "pot likker".

• The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".

• The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.

• Never to go snipe hunting twice.

• At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

• Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

• You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.

• You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

• A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

• Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

• Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history
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