True Southerners Know!
Things a True
Southerner Knows:
The difference between a hissie fit and a
conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus is.
That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass
the sugar.

When somebody's "fixin" to do
something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankees and damn
Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese
crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!"
means.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's
biscuits !!
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
When "by and by" is.

How to handle their "pot likker".
The difference between "pert' near"
and "a right far piece".
The differences between a redneck and a good
ol' boy.
Never to go snipe hunting twice.

At one point learned what happens when you
swallow tobacco juice.
Never to assume that the other car with the
flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
You may wear long sleeves, but you should
always roll 'em up past the elbows.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or
gun to nobody.
A belt serves a greater purpose than holding
Daddy's pants up.
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed
stress relievers.
Rocking chairs and swings with an old person
in them are history
lessons.
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