Here In The U.S. of A.! - Best Humor from the Net from Humorama!

In the US, it takes more brainpower to fill out the income tax
forms than it does to earn the income in the first place.

So if the world is truly getting "smaller", how come the
US Postal rates keep going up ?

All politicians claim they know what it was like to be poor.
OK, fine, but why do they insist on the rest of us learning too.

In the US, there are several ways to become rich: inherit a lot
of money, invent/develop, win the lottery or sue somebody.

Hospitals still have private and semi-private accommodations.
If you have an HMO though, semi-private means two to a bed.

Strange how people who don't even know their neighbors, are
extremely curious to know if there's extra-terrestrial life.

Here In The US of A!

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