| "The blondes of the world
got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes!"
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? "
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT The invitation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN A hostage
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache |
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