The Magic Trick

 

A magician was on stage doing his act, when he called for a
volunteer from the audience. A man volunteered & went up on
stage. The magician told him to pick up the 16 lb. sledgehammer that was on stage next to a cement block & break the block apart with the sledgehammer, so the audience would know the sledge- hammer was real.

So, the man swung the sledgehammer with all his might &
shattered the cement block. The magician now told the man to
hit him square in the face with the sledgehammer.

Horrified, the man said, "No way. It'll probably kill you".

The magician insisted that the man hit him in the face, saying, "I'll be fine...I promise you ...go ahead."

"Well,", the man replied, "OK here goes."

Again, the man swung the sledgehammer and aimed it at the
magicians face. He heaved it as hard as he could and struck the magician, knocking him flat on the ground.

After 6 months in a coma in the hospital, the magician was lying in the hospital bed. One eye opened, the fingers flexed a bit, the other eye opened, and the magician sat straight up and said, "Ta-da!"


humor-smiley.gif (3119 bytes)humor-smiley.gif (3119 bytes)humor-smiley.gif (3119 bytes)

Send this joke to your friends, too!

emailbutton.gif (8793 bytes)

Please rate this greeting:

Friendship Greetings Click Here!

Having problems sending this greeting? Click Here for help! Thanks!

Please Vote For My Site:  Vote 1  Vote 2  Vote 3  Vote 4  Vote 5  God Bless You!

GR-R-REETINGS is now available as a syndication feed. Get it now!     Add to My AOL  Add to Google

Sign up for FREE NEWSLETTERS from Daily Dilly!
Check off newsletters wanted, enter email address below, then click the button:

Gr-r-reetings! - Ecards, clean jokes & inspiration! 5/week
Inspire! - Even more inspiration! 2/week
Humorama! - More G to PG rated jokes! 2/week
The Daily Delight! - DAILY newsletter full of delights!  5/week
The Daily Dilly! - DAILY G to PG rated joke newsletter!  5/week
More Jokes & Cartoons! - PG to PG-13 jokes from Humor Haus! 2/week
Even More Humor! - PG-13 to R rated jokes from Tiggy! 3/week
The Daily Cartoon! - DAILY cartoon newsletter!  5/week
The Daily Dirty! - DAILY PG-13 to R-rated joke newsletter!  5/week

Enter Your Email Address:                Click to Unsubscribe

Please double-check your e-mail address!  

ECARD CATEGORIES:

FRIENDSHIP    ROMANCE    GIFTS    HOLIDAYS    BIRTHDAYS    OCCASIONS    HUMOR     INSPIRE    GAMES

GR-R-REETINGS! gametime-anim3.gif (439 bytes) HUMORAMA! gametime-anim5.gif (388 bytes) INSPIRE! gametime-anim4.gif (456 bytes) GAME TIME gametime-anim6.gif (452 bytes) FREE WORLD gametime-anim3.gif (439 bytes) BACKGROUND MANIA

CLICK HERE FOR MORE TOP GREETING CARDS!

 



FastCounter by LinkExchange

design ©Dobhran 2005