Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

  • Drinking straight out of a can

  • Not sending thank you notes

  • Velvet after February

  • White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day

 

 

Southern girls know the three types of school:

  • Ballroom

  • Ballet

  • Charm

 


 

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

  • Dewy skin

  • A winning smile

  • That unforgettable Southern drawl

 

 

Southern girls know their manners:

  • "Yes, ma'am"

  • "Yes, sir"

  • "Why, no, Billy!"

 

 

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

  • "Y'all come back!"

  • "Well, bless your heart."

  • "Drop by when you can."

  • "How's your mother?"

  • "Love your hair."

 


 

Southern girls don't sweat....
They glisten.

 

 

Southern girls know their summer weather report:

  • Humidity

  • Humidity

  • Humidity

 

 

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

 


 

Southern girls know their three R's:

  • Rich

  • Richer

  • Richest

 

 

Southern girls know their vacation spots:

  • The Beach

  • The Beach

  • The Beach

 

 

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

  • Summer tans

  • Wide brimmed hats

  • Strapless sun dresses

 


 

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

  • Honey

  • Darlin'

  • Sugah

 

 

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

  • "Gone With the Wind"

  • "Fried Green Tomatoes"

  • "Driving Miss Daisy"

  • "Steel Magnolias"

 

 

Southern girls know their religions:

  • Baptist

  • Methodist

  • Football

 


 

Southern girls know the seasons:

  • Recruiting

  • Spring Training

  • Practice

  • Football

  • Needlework

 

 

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

  • Red-eye gravy

  • GRITS

  • Country ham

  • Mouth watering homemade biscuits

 

 

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

  • Charleston

  • Savannah

  • New Orleans

  • Birmingham

 


 

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:

  • Men in uniform

  • Men in tuxedos

  • Rhett Butler, of course

 

 

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

 

 

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

  • The Mall

  • The Country Club

  • The Beauty Salon

 


 

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...

  • Slowly lower your eyelashes.

  • Listen carefully to everything he says.

  • Speak r-e-a-l slow.

 

 

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

  • Bad hair

  • Bad manners

  • Bad blind dates

 

 

Southern girls know men may come and go,
but friends are forevah!

 


 

Now you run along Sugah, and send this to some other
Southern Girls

~By Ruth Carter Bourdon~

 

 

           

           

 


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