| An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar,
and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate`s peg-leg, hook,
and eye patch the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin` me out a school of sharks appeared and one of `em bit me leg off." "Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?" "Ahhhh...," mused the pirate, "we were boardin` a trader ship, pistols blastin` and swords swingin` this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off." "Zounds!", remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch?" "A seagull droppin` fell into me eye," answered the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well..." said the pirate, "...it was me first day with the hook..." |
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