The Redneck Birthday Cake!

Question: What do you call the sight of a plumber
under the sink with his pants creeping down,
exposing his crack?

Answer: Redneck Cleavage.

The Redneck Church!

Question: How long does it take a redneck
to eat road kill?

Answer: It depends on how heavy the traffic is.

The Redneck Christmas!

Question: What are the last words of a redneck?

Answer: "Hey y'all check this out!"

The Redneck Snow Plow!

You know you're staying in a redneck motel when
you call up the front desk  to say you gotta leak in the sink,
and the guy says, "Go ahead."

The Redneck Hands Free Phone!

  
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